He's not a racist. He's an idiot.

The evil bitch that lives inside of me really really wants all of these anti-vaxxers to get pertussis. Not, you know, those that might actually die, I just want them to suffer in pain for 3-6 months like I fucking did because people don't fucking vaccinate their kids and the fucking vaccine that I had wore off.

most obvious April Fools Day prank ever.

Ford's gonna have Dennis Leary question my manhood even more now.

heck, after the first million, you'd think he might shoo away quietly...

85MPH speedometer:

You're the racist for insinuating it must be a parody of a certain race, jackass.

First, props for covering how stupid this issue is.

the minus is due to the fact that the paper was supposed to be about the Outkast song.

9.) Mazda 5

It's essentially a Prison for Haxors.

Wait, Kentucky has internet?

We answered that question when we made abortion the preferred way to clean up such a mess. Now 16yo's, whether raped or willing, get knocked up and mosey on down to the local PP for a quick uteral cleansing (some states allow for this without parental consent, since that might implicate an upstanding member of the…

That's the thing that got me, too. These are not men who should be detectives.

You assure me it does not look like they are having a seizure, or you assure me that this does not count as dancing?

Kinda defeats the purpose of the mask, dipshit

So this is "dancing" now? It looks like they are having a seizure.

Werd. You schooled me, alright. You completely failed the reading comprehension part of the exam, but you schooled me bad. That's how that works, right? As long as you ignore the facts, you get to say you won the argument? Job well done. But I'm nothing if not persistent so there's more.

Maybe you should stop putting your dog's breakfast on your bed.