GloriousCombOver
Glorious Comb Over
GloriousCombOver

"Can you explain why Dzhokhar Tsarnaev is still alive but Mike Brown isn't?" Not for lack of trying, I can assure you that. He was riddled with bullet wounds, and the boat he was hiding in looked like swiss cheese when they were done. I think the only reason they stopped firing at Dzhokhar is because some ran out of

It is terrible, but it isn't only white police that are guilty of it. Don't limit their ability to see the real enemy by telling them it's only the whites.

His directional is clearly on, those pedestrians should have yielded.

I had to wrestle through your comment, but I can't deny what you said. But I will say: SHUT THE FUCKING CAPS LOCK OFF ASSHOLE! Especially when the point you're making is actually a good one.

This. Is. Not. News. Or. Even. Racism. /spoonfeeding of reality

This is why men can't take women seriously: because this story is news to you. Vapid gossip dressed up as news that is then eaten up by women... This is probably why there's a pay gap. Who the hell would take you seriously when they know you can't wait to hear the next tidbit about whether or not Orlando Bloom

Ok, here's some sage words of poop-wiping advice from a woman (my wife, who has 34 years of lady-butt wiping experience, plus now 11 years of child-butt wiping experience under her belt (our 11yo daughter is special needs and has worn diapers her entire life) and me, a 38yo very-hairy-butted male who has had to go to

That's called a prostitute.

Dodge's long standing track record of cars falling apart. What else would I base it upon?

Stereotypes aside, minivans offer more practicality than the average SUV while getting better fuel economy. The only real-world sacrifice you make with a minivan is that you can't take it offroad, but nobody goes four wheeling in new SUVs anyway. It's a shame that minivans, America's most sensible vehicles, have to be

People think you bought a fourth generation Camaro/Firebird because you have a mullet/live in a trailer park/married your cousin. The real reason is because you wanted some of the cheapest horsepower available anywhere.

Probably because they were the standard issue family hauler for many years, wagons still have an undeserved reputation for being boring and uncool. Real car enthusiasts know that they're the only way to get the practicality of an SUV with the driving dynamics of a car. They make for great sleepers too.

Modern american cars carry the unfortunate stigma of American cars of the '70s and '80s, and even most of the '90s and 2000s, to be honest. Today's reality is that they're typically as good as anything else on the market. The days of the K-Car are well behind us.

I'm glad I'm not the only one thinking this, but the lack of stars on your comment is a little disappointing. Are the majority of Jalopniks really dumb enough to want a herse that's practically guaranteed to fall apart around you just because "425HP"?

Thankfully, the axe only went halfway through the windshield. The passenger who is partially seen in the photo was shaken up (who wouldn't be?) but not injured. Trooper Joseph Risteen of the Newbury Barracks responded to the scene and cited the truck driver, who is from Peabody, for failure to secure cargo, which

Next time try taking fewer photos of the car, that way we can really get a feel for it's anonymity.

Sometimes when you're driving in Massachusetts, an axe might come flying through your windshield. THAT'S WHAT'S UP.

My wife currently has a Honda Odyssey, but it's impractical for short trips and actually difficult to park in these tiny spots everyone is making now-a-days, so the 5 was a serious consideration. This makes me sad.

I hate lane-splitting for that very reason. I get why motorcyclists think it's great, and if done intelligently, can be beneficial, but too many morons go zooming through as if the cars can't make a sudden lane change or open a door.

Recommending yourself is just tacky. Good thing I'm not above tacky.