Sadly you're right. I love Ford cars, but their engine builders need a good smack in the face already.

2012-13 Boss 302 Laguna Seca for me. The handling was unreal for a solid rear-axled car.

Turbos are expensive to repair, and fleet vehicles don't typically get the same warranty you and I get, so that makes a lot of sense.

Gay, feminist vegan (I presume) is comedic gold in the right hands! You can't blame the dude for that.

Or, maybe it was just a tongue in cheek (how exactly does that work when typing? Maybe "keyboard in ass" works better?) hypothesis.

Or, it could be that he sounds like a guy who knows who and what he is, and that intimidates you because you're pathetic.

"some BIG GUBMINT committee will just say DURRRR WE CAN'T AFFORD THAT LET'S JUST APPROVE THIS RESOLUTION TO MAKE MARCH 8^TH FRITO-LAY DAY INSTEAD DURRRRRR."

If you need to distinguish between times of day when you drink by labelling it "day drinking", you're a hipster shitbag who eats dicks for breakfast.

If I could reach you, I would pat you on the head (very softly, since it's clearly about as solid as pudding) and let you know it isn't all your fault you're so stupid. It is Fox News' (why do you watch it since you obviously think it's the only one?) and CNN's (the entertainment doesn't outshine the stupid), and…

You realize it isn't just Fox News, right? Please tell me you realize this.

Since I've been alive, and attracted to thin women for longer than the internet has existed, and know the vast majority of my friends growing up (still pre internet) also prefer thinner women, this is absolute bullshit. Thinner is more attractive to Americans because, in most cases, overweight American women look…

BMW went away from the nightmare that was their twin turbo attempt in the 3 series and now offer a single, larger turbo in the 335i. It has proven much more reliable.

Dafuq?!?

Don't get me wrong, I love a fornicating woman, but couldn't you simply whore-limp your way over to the next minimum wage job for contraceptive coverage? Ain't like they're hard to find, darling.

That's the funny thing about bosses in America, you can change them as often as you change your underwear if you like. Can't get your whore on working for Hobby Lobby? Go work for Wal-Mart dipshit. Damn.

His question stung so badly because it was the truth. She was only placed there as CEO to soften the reaction to the general fuckery that is the running of GM.

Oh Erin, now your dreams of being a Hobby Whore are dashed.... all over your life full of sour grapes.

Better than my combover...

Sickening. It's unfortunate that these people associate themselves with the Heritage Foundation, since they do do some good work (nothing that excuses this, though).

And that, ladies and gentlemen, is the beauty of the Dodge Charger police car. The cops love it because it's fast, and powerful, and it can easily catch up to anyone doing anything wrong. And we, the drivers, love it because we'll never have to experience any of that for ourselves. Because the moment we see that…