Damn you!

Instead, we get "solutions" like those being cooked up in France. A mediator appointed by the government has drafted a series of proposals to stem the inevitable tide, one of which is a government-developed app that would work just like Uber, but only show licensed taxis – because we all know that the one thing a…

You don't deserve to own that car...by all means, buy a Cobra kit car and make this monstrosity, but don't ruin the irreplaceable classics, for fuck's sake!

Are you insinuated that the current Pope is gay, or that you desire a gay Pope to take office? Either way, I feel your comment is intolerably homophobic, and probably racist as well.

This thing is AWESOME! I hate Chryslers, but if I had to have a PT Loser, I would want this one.

Aweful. Absolutely vomit-inducing to think GM thought someone would pay $40k+ for this heap and not be turned off by this shitty plastic.

First, I really like the Camaro SS 1LE I'm driving for the next week. It's quick, it looks great, it's got an excellent shifter, it handles pretty well for its size, and sounds excellent; it's already on my short list for "Best Cars I've Driven In 2014." So I was bummed to learn about the recall, but I wanted to see…

No, they're saying bad things about her because she's a female republican that is ambitious, successful, worst of all, moderately attractive. A trifecta not a single liberal woman has ever achieved.

The car its self is beautiful, but....then ruined the way only Mini can...

Victim blaming, huh? Don't like that she actually has a conscience and feels guilt about getting an abortion? I hope you make the wrong decision one day, and while you're wallowing in your own guilt, someone kicks you while you're down like you would like to do to Miss Braxton. Fuck you. There's a huge number of…

I'm sorry, did you lie and say "unnecessary"? So Gosnell was a good doctor then? Those girls he killed, and late-term abortions he botched were fine with you? You're a gem! The Left must love you.

For that kind of money you can purchase a modified Honda Odyssey that's better looking, more fuel efficient, and more comfortable for the non-handicapped passengers to boot. That thing is hideous, and the interior is so awful it's insulting. The modified Odysseys are actually quite nice; I know because I have one…

A jalopy is a junk car, routinely the conveyance of the poor. Just so happens jalopy is also the root word basis of "Jalopnik". So, even though it does not exclusively mean "poor", it is quite easily implied and/or understood.

Literally a Fiesta with a kidney grill...embarrassing.

Or is referring to giving birth as "shitting out kids" a warm greeting on the Liberal Left, spoken with the kindest of intentions? I understand the abortion mills are losing business every time a "happy mother" is shown on TV, but they are far from going bankrupt, so you can relax a little.

Clearly he hates women so much that his vitriol couldn't be contained, but if I have to point that shit out to you too, then there's a bigger problem at play here than just misogyny. Ignorance much?

Hey, they have a Ford emblem right there on their page, of course it's legit.

These photos are obviously taken in a way as to avoid showing too much of the interior, since we all know Chrysler wouldn't bother putting the effort to making the fit and finish anything more than "passable", nevermind use plastics that don't remind you immediately of a fucking Yugo.

Misogynistic douchebag...you must be Tea Party.

Hmm, I can see all of the Tea Party misogynistic douchebags coming out in droves to spew their hate towards this empowered woman.