This is genius. We are leaving for a trip Thursday night and I was fretting about the little one falling asleep too early and how to keep him asleep once we arrived at our destination.

I’ll say it. I actually like burpees.

Yes to this x100

My little man didn’t start sleeping through the night until about 1 year old, which he started to do on his own with minimal “training”. We had him in his crib at 9 months but I was still night feeding so was tending to him if he woke but like I said, one night he just stopped. I think babies will just do it when they…

The answer to this questions is always a resounding YES. No one wants to eat shirmp poop.

It is really sad how underrated she is because her music is great. E•MO•TION and the B-Side are awesome albums.

My mom always used ham lunchmeat...

Obviously these people don’t understand how hard it is to achieve the perfect smokey eye. Especially since the ashes of burned facts give very little color payout and can be so hard to blend. In reality - she was paying her a compliment.

I feel like the dead-eyes give it away pretty quickly also.

Agreed. It is the only thing that keeps my one year old still enough so I can get dressed in the morning. Plus I have old Sesame Street toys he can play with so it is something for us to bond over.

I didn’t realize this was such a big deal for some. For us we share what we need when we need but otherwise neither of us seem to care. Example - last night he asked for my laptop password because it was closest. We know each other’s phone passwords but lose track of the other non-essentials. But we are also boring…

Husband is an attorney - NEVER PUT ANYTHING ON SOCIAL MEDIA. Never ever ever ever. The attorneys will always find it.

I do this at the store also and get a lot of funny looks. Especially since I carry the little guy in an Onbuhimo on my back most of the time so it looks like I am talking to no one and exclaiming how delicious sweet potatoes are to myself.

I turned this off months ago after Facebook tried tagging me in photos. It is just creepy...

We bought leather couches - problems solved.

This x10000000000

I have a 13 year old step-son and I know this talk is coming.... His actual mother is a fucking moron who thinks if she never talks about sex he won’t do it, even though she has caught him looking at porn. I have tried to broach the subject with him by telling him he can talk to me about ANYTHING if he ever needs, but…

I’ve been seeing my same stylist for almost 10 years to cut my long brown straight hair - not even colored. She moved and I tried to find someone closer but they managed to fuck it up. So now I drive 45 minutes... Once you find a gem - you gotta hold on for dear life..

I usually try to refrain from giving my opinion about these sorts of things but, there is a special place in hell for people like this. She has influence over people and it is wholly irresponsible of her to say this.

Agreed! People are misusing the alphabet at this point.