Husband wants #2 to be Alexander and I am holding out for Magnus.

BINGO

Don’t come to Portland, we are full.

The quick answer to that questions is no, we really don’t.

Why do we even give him attention?

Soooo what are your tips for getting your baby to sleep period?

Pole dancing always looks like great fun- but the bruises associated not so much.

I didn’t have a pain management plan for my labor and delivery and I feel like that worked best in my situation. I told my doctor I wanted to try labor without pain medication but we would “see how it goes”. 12 hours into my 27 hour labor I got the epidural. For me I was happy I at least tried to have a non…

My husband is a PI attorney and tells me that at least 70% of his cases are caused by people being on their phones. What scares / infuriates me is when I see people with children driving and on their phones.

I actually disagree with you, I think if you are smart about it, work appropriately for how you are feeling that day, Crossfit can be a “rest of your life’ type of exercise. I have been doing it consistently for about 4.5 years, worked out 4x a week during my pregnancy, and still have managed to stay injury free -…

I wish - ha! It sounds like a little whistle - or valve being released- when it isn’t clogged by poop.

This contraption is fucking amazing. We call it the fart whistle.

Somehow I am not surprised, and that is more upsetting. . .

$100 says the GOP knew about it the whole time.

Pairs well with your patterned Coach purse and Tiffany charm bracelet.

YEP

Love Hot Ones!

I was just going to say this! My great-uncle was named Gunnar.

Good luck to you also! Kids are pretty neat - even though they are total assholes sometimes.

I started being willing to try when I was 28 - but even then I wasn’t really sure about it (even while pregnant) until Farts Jr. entered the world. You will never know for sure - but honestly it is pretty awesome. The fact that you are warming up to the idea is probably as close to “being sure” as you are going to…

100% - I pay the same rate regardless how much little farts attends.