Glitterfarts
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Glitterfarts

I’ve been seeing my same stylist for almost 10 years to cut my long brown straight hair - not even colored. She moved and I tried to find someone closer but they managed to fuck it up. So now I drive 45 minutes... Once you find a gem - you gotta hold on for dear life..

I usually try to refrain from giving my opinion about these sorts of things but, there is a special place in hell for people like this. She has influence over people and it is wholly irresponsible of her to say this.

Agreed! People are misusing the alphabet at this point.

Husband wants #2 to be Alexander and I am holding out for Magnus.

BINGO

Don’t come to Portland, we are full.

Why are people so stupid?

The quick answer to that questions is no, we really don’t.

Why do we even give him attention?

Soooo what are your tips for getting your baby to sleep period?

Pole dancing always looks like great fun- but the bruises associated not so much.

I didn’t have a pain management plan for my labor and delivery and I feel like that worked best in my situation. I told my doctor I wanted to try labor without pain medication but we would “see how it goes”. 12 hours into my 27 hour labor I got the epidural. For me I was happy I at least tried to have a non

My husband is a PI attorney and tells me that at least 70% of his cases are caused by people being on their phones. What scares / infuriates me is when I see people with children driving and on their phones.

I actually disagree with you, I think if you are smart about it, work appropriately for how you are feeling that day, Crossfit can be a “rest of your life’ type of exercise. I have been doing it consistently for about 4.5 years, worked out 4x a week during my pregnancy, and still have managed to stay injury free -

I wish - ha! It sounds like a little whistle - or valve being released- when it isn’t clogged by poop.

This contraption is fucking amazing. We call it the fart whistle.

Somehow I am not surprised, and that is more upsetting. . .

$100 says the GOP knew about it the whole time.

Pairs well with your patterned Coach purse and Tiffany charm bracelet.

YEP

Love Hot Ones!