Glitterfarts
glitterfarts
Glitterfarts

I was just going to say this! My great-uncle was named Gunnar.

Good luck to you also! Kids are pretty neat - even though they are total assholes sometimes.

I started being willing to try when I was 28 - but even then I wasn’t really sure about it (even while pregnant) until Farts Jr. entered the world. You will never know for sure - but honestly it is pretty awesome. The fact that you are warming up to the idea is probably as close to “being sure” as you are going to

100% - I pay the same rate regardless how much little farts attends.

Human mom and dog mom here. You’re right, it isn’t the same, my dogs don’t shit on my carpet.

Both of my kids (13 yr and 5 months) are in Montessori type schools and I say goodbye to my entire paycheck every month. We pay 1,500 a month for the littlest one alone.

The Bob Revolution is amazing. I love running with it and it never fails to put our little mister to sleep. It is by far one of the best purchases we have made.

Oh that is so tacky.

Don’t like her at all, but fuck that guy. He had zero right to tell her that.

I’m with you! F everyone who keeps telling me to have another, our first one is only 3 months old! I want to enjoy what we have and not pine over something I don’t even want because other people think we should.

Agreed, this really isn’t the appropriate place - a woman / family just lost an unborn child and that is an absolute tragedy. People need to have some compassion.

Could be going through his sleep regression right now. Maybe you can have someone watch him once a week so you can try to catch up on sleep. Best of luck to you mama.

My friends dog ate a tin of black tea. She busted out the top window screen in her frenzy and they came home to her like this. Apparently she was bouncing off the walls and pooped out little black tea balls for a few days.

Tell your friends to have a bowl of snacks for the kids and their grubby hand and a bowl for the adults that is off limits. That is what we do and it works pretty well.

Syrup hands are the worst. It is like the sticky seeps out of their skin.

These are amazing but so expensive.

These are amazing but so expensive.

The Victoria Lacie thongs. I have been wearing these for years and they are by far the most comfortable panties ever. In the words of stupid sexy Flanders “It feels like I’m wearing nothing at all.”

The Victoria Lacie thongs. I have been wearing these for years and they are by far the most comfortable panties

I’ve been doing Crossfit 4-5 times a week for for 3+ years. I started after being convinced by my neighbor and haven’t stopped. I did it throughout my pregnancy (even the day I gave birth) with zero problems. Baby is 3 weeks fresh and I am certain the reason I am having no postpartum issues is because I was in “good

I feel like this is the biggest “Well no fucking shit!” I have seen yet from this “investigation”. Obviously he is connected, all the pieces are there but it is like they are drawing it out until sweeps week for ratings.

Well, it sounds like we could start our own club!
But honestly, people look at me weird when I tell them my family is non religious, by family I’m talking about Grandpa and everyone else.