But seriously, as someone who loves video games but sucks terribly at them, I loved this game immensely.

And we all know that Trevor would screw an 18-wheeler if that was physically possible.

Wait, so you want Grand Theft Auto IV's "forcing you to drive to the objective repeatedly if you die" thingie back?

Man, just when the stereotypes about cheerleaders being stupid were about to be eradicated...

Once they run out of oil, they're out.

That was the single best moment of the game. That and Trevor's conversation with his torture victim, it was surprisingly deep.

Clearly Charmander needed Tauros meat.

Meanwhile, the exact same thing happens in reverse: Michael's wife starts trying to seduce the male character and everyone calls her a whore.

Ah, Man of Steel...you big big dummy.

Very interesting perspective.

"Everyone's going to remember your name."

Ah, Steubenville. Can you do anything right?

Trevor looks like Johnny Knoxville on meth.

Bad parenting is universal.

This is the most realistic depiction of parenthood I've ever seen.

Tucker Max. Classic.

They really need to fire the voice-over guy.

Microsoft is done.

All Nintendo has to do is release the new Smash Bros, and the Wii U and 3DS are officially saved.

I'm 18.