Could be the shoes.

Do we really need new consoles right now? The Wii U is proof enough of that.

Here's the deal: make 1313 and Battlefront III, and you're forgiven for Sim City.

Not quite as funny as the original.

I had no idea that all those videos were an act until very recently. And now I feel so stupid for laughing at all of them.

Cosplayers, much like cross-dressers, confuses the hell outta me. Obviously it's not OK to sexually harass anyone for these reasons, but still...you're still trying to get attention by dressing that way. And not all people are as reasonable as the folks here at Kotaku. Most people are perverts. Just sayin', don't hate…

I officially dub theee...Mewthree!

And I bet she just looked FABULOUS while doing so.

Getting drunk off our asses on secular holidays is a tradition. Considering every holiday has become secular, this is good for all of us.

I watched the video, I liked it.

That explains why there's so much nudity on the show.

Articles like these, and the resulting comments, are why I need to be intoxicated in order to get laid. Because when most people are sober, they're just awful and not intriguing at all.

Best article of 2013 so far.

Nevermind, I completely missed the point.

Wouldn't that mean that any franchise counts? Star Wars, Marvel, all of them?

Me too. Even though they're not real, I only run over pedestrians by accident. Since I'm a terrible driver, this happens a lot.

I've never been much of a Final Fantasy fan, but this officially became the greatest thing about any Final Fantasy game ever.

God I almost forgot about that one! People diss that game, but I personally like that one a little more just because the relationships with the Little Sisters are much more developed. Plus it's just so much fun to be a Big Daddy. Thanks for reminding me.

There's that one in Super Smash Bros Melee that happens when you fight Young Link (most pointless character ever). I really do love that song, and you'll have to thank my nonexistent knowledge of Legend of Zelda for not knowing that song.

Thanks for making me relive that experience. Closest I've ever come to crying because of a video game. I had her shoot me because I didn't want her to remember me as a zombie.