OH MY GOD IT'S MADE FROM MILLIONS OF WORMS!

And why is that, oh mighty bringer of caps lock?

"Ubisoft: Modern day Assassin's Creed unlikely "There are just too many mechanics we would have to develop to make it believable," lead writer says."

Hey Jason,

The Net is dark and full of spoilers.

Not technically infanticide buuuuuuut....

Tip to who may watch this video, mute it.

I understand that this is a car blog and that you cover all aspects of car culture, but I kinda think that this is one of the few things that is better left unpublicized. Internet fame is all these jackasses are after, and any mention of them (even when followed by stern warnings that what they did is stupid and no…

Nice try viral marketing for the movie studios. I'm on to you.