soon!

I think this pretty much sums it up.

Right, back to bed.

Hey. If you make comments about boobs, or fapping, or anything else of a similar nature, I'm going to remove your comment. If it's bad, or I catch you doing it again, I'm going to ban your account.

Didn't we get a Calvin and Hobbes movie last year?

"I hope they release a lot of games that utilize the Kinect."

"It's like coming across a picture of your daughter"

I'm a balding white guy in my thirties with a beard and a bit of a spare tire. Everyone at the con is cosplaying as me.

I actually wore these pants all day. Hey, you gotta be comfortable! Life's too short not to be!

Research has been done and the conclusions have been that there is no real negative effect.

Death by Snoo Snoo?

Wow, mocking gay giant love. I thought Kotaku was built on outrage over this sort of humor!

You never put ice on a burn! It sends the skin into shock, and causes it to blister. Hold the burn in hot water, and allow the water to cool to room temperature. Repeat until the burn feels better.

"...former Nokia analyst..."


He was working for Nokia between 2001 and 2009 with his focus being RIM (Blackberry).

Yeah, his opinion is pretty much worthless.

I will always respect and admire adults who unashamedly embrace childlike wonder and hobbies without bowing their head to social pressures and 'growing up' as if the process of becoming an adult means you become a dullard with no sense of wonder.

Holy goddamn, look at all the free shit you get with your $1,000,000 Dubstep Gun!

You clicked on an article with the words "Assassin's Creed III's Final Chase Sequence" in the title and you didn't expect spoilers?