Me too!
Thankfully, Mr. Dude knows my limits and we've only ever talked about how terrible they are. Mr. Dude and I met online, and his opening line was something about polar bears and penguins breaking the ice. That's about as much as I can handle.
If he had "negged" me or tried any other BS in person, I'd have gone…
I just snorfled a chip because of this comment.
Comment of the day.... NO, MONTH.
"My problem is that I truly, honestly don't give a shit what random people think about me, particularly 24 year old drunk guys, so ... it just ... didn't register. I just thought he was an asshole."
He was just an asshole. He was. You did good.
Yo, guy who clearly never has to worry about this: if you are a young woman and you go out in a city, you will have to deal with this bullshit. You're correct in your assessment of the men reading the PUA stuff, but it's not like they're ALWAYS hiding on the internet. Sometimes (often) they're in your face at a bar,…
I was totally negged once! I didn't realize it until after I got home and thought about it. But it did not work on me. I think I blinked at him, said, "Okay!" and walked away. Then he came back later and was being a weird jerk again, I looked at him, said, "OKAY!" and walked away again. He was clearly pissed. …
Let she who has never slept with an adult man in a fur top hat cast the first stone, I always say.
I for one, fully endorse "getting in close" when you are flirting with me. How else will I be able to jam my heel into your instep with the force I want if you're not all up in my personal space?
OH OH!!!! I love Meet The Feebles!
Drug possession.
Hahahahaha.... bluff-diving. I almost wish this were a common enough occurrence for that phrase to become mainstream.
bluff-diving?
Yeaaaaaaah, but I tend to agree with Dan Savage: oral comes standard. It's a basic expectation. If partners want to come to an agreement, because one or both of them don't enjoy either giving or receiving, that's all well and good. But the general expectation is that oral comes standard.
gosh if i had known how many lolz this story would inspire i would have told it sooner! it wasnt even the worst experience i have ever had.
"I think I have a plan. Lean in. (mumblemumblemumble)"
I can't even handle that once, right now, clothed in an office. AHAHAHA
"Teenagers" is the dark horse of this list.