get a lot of phone calls from people who are dying to come and play here

But we all agree Marlins Man does not, right?

https://www.advocate.com/transgender/2018/9/19/these-are-trans-people-killed-2018

Exactly.  My corporate requirement for hotels is free breakfast and wifi.  But even if it wasn’t, my manager would question the expense.  Make adult decisions and do the right thing.  I’m not skipping meals, but if I am not eating eggs Benedict at home 50% of the year, I am not doing it on the road.  

Your ritual is awful, and frankly nothing to write about. You need the thought of food delivery to get get you out of bed? How terrible is your self discipline? What vices do you give into without an enforced, self-made deterrent? How about you get up when the alarm goes off. And instead of room service eggs (gross),…

Counterpoint: I’m not paying $20 for two eggs and a piece of toast when I’m on a per diem. I'll wake up on time like an adult and go get something healthy and cheap.

The article should be titled “Why I always ...".

I’m givin’ ‘er all I’ve got!  I understand now the comparison and meaning, maintain it was poorly written.

Buttons.

That would solve this particular problem, yes.

Whenever I have a problem, I just trade for a Cleveland Brown, and then boom, right away, I have a different problem.

Even as the fan of a rival team, I swear to you that this displeases me.

Well the NBA could just, you know, lift their one-year out of HS ban. It’s a solution to a problem they themselves created.

Come back and finish your headline Gabe!

Taunting is what makes players boil over. You act like a shit when the play is over and that’s what makes the safety not give a fuck about the score and try to decapitate you on the next play. Trust me I’m a hothead.

Favorite character of this series was definitely Judy/Birdgirl. The over-serious, over-eager super-wannabe character inside an absurd world only populated by superheroes and villains in the most superficial way always struck me as hilarious.

Why are we letting these foreigners come into our country to be murdered?!

Between Mary Jo’s fastball and the Pennsylvania grand jury report, that’s going to be a lot of retired priests.  

Another tragic example of what happens when you attempt to drunk Uber instead of drive.

Now that you mention it, probably not a good idea to share a helmet design with the Delaware Blue Hens either.