Well I’m certainly swelling with pride.

“Good on the NBA for giving Nike $1 billion to outfit its players in what appear to be repurposed knockoffs.”

The NBA doesn’t pay Nike. Nike pays the NBA. It’s more like shame on the NBA for taking the money with no regard for the quality of Nike’s product.

I thought the whole point of running in a zig-zag was that gators couldn’t do that?

Not to mention that having labor face compensation restrictions of any kind while ownership in every major sports league gets to enjoy a monopoly seems inherently wrong in a free market system.

Hopefully it will be properly secured if they need to move it. Make sure to take the most direct path too.

I know... I totally applaud him taking a knee and it sucks it’s cost him a job in the NFL. But man, not-voting sure tarnishes his credibility as a protester.

Teresa: Yeah, what are you gonna do? We are all just sitting back seeing what’s gonna happen in this country. There’s not much we can really do.

Voting is another way of saying, “I am here. I showed up. I have a voice.” It’s the one with more immediate repercussions. I don’t care if you live in CA or the purplest of states. I believe if that if you cannot take the time to cast a vote, especially when it is fairly easy like in CA (another matter altogether when…

I believe in Kap’s protest, and wish more players and NFL fans would embrace it. That flag doesn’t protect or represent me, and it has been actively used to denigrate myself and countless others.

Oh yeah. This too:

Hell, if she wanted to be in a better place she could have driven 5 miles in any direction.

Aguayo missed “at least three” of four kicks...

“So tell us about the jobs that will be created by this stadium plan.”

No, scroll up. They’re the school with the 3 next to their name. All of the teams with a number less than 5 get in. Do you understand now?

The Rams green-lighting a tired reboot everyone already saw and hated is the most LA thing they’ve done yet.

The URL to the press release is “https://www.donaldjtrump.com/press-releases/ivanka-trump-headline-worthy-opening-line.” More great work from the Trump web development team.

“I think we’ve lost who we are.”
“Who are you?”
“We’re the Boston Red Sox.”
“[whispers] I think we need to sit Cam out.”

His punishment will almost certainly be a lifetime ban from Blue Jays games. Or, if he has a really good lawyer, he’ll get a lifetime ban from Blue Jays and Leafs games.

Well, let’s hope the children are OK and everyone else is dead.