Cram it, talking stapler.

Third, and this is for Raysism, if you took all the night after gift baskets Derek Jeter has dispensed in his career and lined them up in one long row—THAT is how far I can punt a football.

How on Earth did you come about this information? I demand answers.

The fact that you actually put this stupid fucking meme on Deadspin proves that you have NO idea what we do here at Deadspin. Go back to Reddit or where ever the hell mouth-breathers like you find this stuff amusing.

A-Rod kept telling CC he'd lose weight if he went off-cycle.

I'm pretty sure it's called sixism over there.

kali-maaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!!!!!

I mean yeah cool play and all, but he looks pretty down from the endzone cam

Won't claim to be a set designer, but I've worked in TV most of my life. For one, it tends too look better on the wide shots to have the sets raised a bit. Adds to the 'island' in the middle of the floor look. And if you're in a place where you have people/something in the background (like a open newsroom layout) it…

Freedom of speech should not apply to raysism.