I have two bio kids and 2 step kids and I'll be damned if things EVER get this out of hand. You'd be reading an article about some Dad that boxed some kid for touching his Xbox and that'd be that....if even that. We don't raise no snitches around here.

I'd so play the hell out of this game

Take my money. Yet another Angry Birds game for my son to be addicted to. Thanks! lol

Windows 8 wtf (and I work at Microsoft too...)

No matter what else he does and whatever he's in he'll ALWAYS be Coach Jon McGuirk to me. That's where he started brilliantly on Home Movies and there's a reason he's gotten so many roles since then. It was brilliant. Go back and watch Home Movies if you've never heard of it if you like H. Jon.

Played the holy hell out of the first one. This is great news.

This is why other countries hate us.

I'm a fan of these guys. I own Zeno Clash and Rock of Ages and end up buying whatever they make. It's all just so fun and freaky and controls so well. I feel like supporting them if I get the chance.

Dafuq did I just listen to? Poor guy, sorry man.

Loving this game. My kids do too. Worth the $4 and then some.

For reals. Get outta here, ALLIANCE! I haven't played in years and when I did it wasn't very long but I love me some Horde I know that much. I shoot down people in real life when I find out they play/have played Alliance. That's a total deal breaker.

Love this song

Do they live in SimCity?

The very top pic is kinda pornographic (crotch shot)!

Gotta toss River City Ransom in there as well. All games come back to River City Ransom. It's the Kevin Bacon of gaming.

Looks like Robotech, Star Fox, Battlestar Galactica, Time Pilot, and Star Control had an orgy.

Also SONY is drowning financially with only the PlayStation and movie divisions propping the rest of the conglomerate up. They released it in foreign territories to sell the most machines in those much larger regions to make some money before they released to a loyal but "smaller" market next. Everything SONY has been…

Cue Nintendo's Legal Department in 4...3...2....1.....

Holy crap a Newgrounds link. Newgrounds needs to go into the Smithsonian somehow/some way. Internet Hall of Fame or something.

I can barely get my 8 year old step daughter to walk a flight of stairs let alone help me design a game without playing herself out in 2.6 seconds.