As the years go on he starts to look more and more like the classical depiction of god, white beard and all.

Hey Trolls/Haters out there that flamed me, I'll just leave this here...

SUPER duper amped for this one. I love the general storyline of series but AC4 is the most hyped I've been for any of them since the very first one. You get to play as a Pirate Ninja! With naval battles and literal treasure hunting! My body is ready....

lolz

Yay! Can't wait. Heard nothing but good things about this game and now I get to pummel my children at it (I'm merciless on games with them. Like Goku training in 100 times gravity.)

Yummers

epic

The first bodyguard that talks thats holding Ryu is also Dolza's voice from ROBOTECH I noticed.

BIG AMERICAN PARTY!

[insert anti-AMD troll comment here whilst touting Nvidia as the world's personal saviour]

RIP and my condolences to all who knew and loved him.

About to show this to my Minecraft playing, Murder Show hooked mother of my children. This episode was written directly for and about her (and me slightly). Once, after prolly our worse argument ever (it got bad), I slept in the car with the doors locked thinking she might try to kill me cause shes always watching…

Totally got Lionel Hutz'd

Please tell me I'm not the only person that saw the picture, read the article, and thought of this guy...

If this were the case I would have already been kicked off of BF4 Beta 5 minutes in and in every other game of its kind. I commit crimes against humanity by default it's how I roll, son.

Suprise! They do but it it's a bit smoother than BF3's was even in the Beta.

Chillllllll, son

"Dear Activision,

This is the most stoked I've been for an AC game ever I think. I get to be a Pirate AND a NINJA and have Naval battles too? TAKE MY MONIES PLS

I'm going to read this article to my kids while they eat dinner so they're a captive audience.