My biggest complaint about underwear is the lack of pockets. Where am I supposed to put my pen???

That baby's room is horribly ugly. The Kardashians will never be guilty of good taste.

Joan Rivers needs to go away. You want to make fun of Kim or Kanye, fine. Kids are off limits. Period.

There are so, so many thoughts circling in my head. Wow. Just wow.

The Hawks are my 2nd favorite team (my Bears will always be #1 in my heart) but this game is KILLING ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! C'MON HAWKS!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Seattleite here. FOR THE LOVE OF DOG, MAKE THE FOOTBALL STOP.

Dear Seahawks Fans, even if you are destined to watch your team lose this evening

Maybe it's one of those things where if you're rich and fabulous enough you can get away with it if you do it ironically.

I love Drew Barrymore, but I hate shit with logos on it, like that purse.

LOL YES! What the EFF is that ridic bikini bottom?! Even Borat wouldn't wear that!

I really don't understand why every single place has to be child-friendly now. Can there be SOME places where adults can expect to be able to go and be away from children? Is that so horrible? That's not saying your child is horrible, or disgusting, or needs to die. Just that we should still be able to have SOME…

I've said it before and I'll say it again: JLo treats the Bronx like a booty call. She hits it up whenever she needs something, like street cred, from it, but she's nowhere to be found otherwise. In fact, she sometimes makes me wonder if it's possible for her appropriate inner-city culture. She hasn't been Jenny From…

Dude! One of my goals for this year is to learn how to Contour.

I have a friend who works in long term care and in at least one home she has worked in was a group of female friends who planned to be in care together. Even though they have dementia she said they were found together every day, even if introductions needed to be made. As a woman planning on living the child-free…

Also, why is she wearing long-sleeves? Don't you get really hot easily when you're pregnant? So wouldn't you want to wear shorter sleeves?

Having kids doesn't mean care in your old age.

Lol, I like the dress, but now that you mention that, I totally see it! (My husband showed me this video of a python in India who swallowed a drunk guy in a gutter. It was terrifying)

My brother sat down for a minute to watch & saw her present an award. His first comment was "she looks like an alien". Lol!

Okay Jezebel ate my comment. If it appears later or elsewhere sorry for the repeat.