So you mean that the 2nd layer of satire was a bridge too far?

I almost agreed with you until I got to this line:

"but he's Guy Fieri, his buildings hair-gelled monsters of advanced spatial douchebaggery."

I would add the "<insert illicit activity here> NEVER happens in <my neighborhood>" statement.

Look at this shit! Is this Gordon Gecko Jr.? Who asks for this shit as an 8 year old? I'm shocked hookers and blow aren't on this wishlist.

I loathe the term "staycation." I don't know why it makes my skin crawl.

I bet that now everybody who condemned Sandusky feels pretty fucking stupid. Through his charitable works, these "victims" of his now have a secure financial future. He was so dedicated to helping these kids that he was willing to rape them and then go to jail for the rest of his life, just so that they could have…

Not to further ruin your day, but I'm a lawyer who clerked in family court for a judge assigned solely to cases of child abuse and neglect, termination of parental rights, and KLG. We had about 12 to 20 cases. Every day. Every week. In one county. With three other judges assigned to handle the same number of such…

Typical Indian giver. Right, Rick?

I wonder if it would be insensitive to the people of China if my club threw Tinanmen Square Party. We could have some people dressed as poor students, professors, and other types of civilians and others as Chinese soldiers. We could have hunger strike contests. In the end, we could pretend it never happened.

The number of people getting on a high horse and defending this in the comments here is appalling. Astoundingly appalling. I'm not saying we should get all bitchy and moany about this, but for Christ's sake, don't pretend like you don't understand why people would be upset.

Pictured: The first four victims in happier times.

Goodbye Phil Fish. I liked your game, but you are a pretentious, toxic, hipster piece of work. Take a cruise around the world, talk to random people in some exotic countries, make something that does not involve your ego masturbation. And most of all - fix your fucking attitude, dude.
Then you can get back you got a…

Okay, what about this: Can I send a picture of my smiling face but have my dick visible in the reflection of my aviator glasses? Because that sounds totally cool.

Well, if there's one guy who can be seen as the voice of reason in all of this it's Howie Felterbush. He knows all there is to know about incorrectly fingering someone.

something smells fishy here.

To be fair anyone who sleeps with a dude famous for his perfect Marxist politics is also a fucking idiot.

"I think her parents really made a mistake," mused the sociopathic monster whose bizarre childhood experiences spearheaded by a dominant megalomaniac of a father have mutated her into a test case for the negative influence of overcompetitive youth athletics.