Hey boy...

Who are ewe kidding?

Nobody puts Stackhouse in a shirt.

@Kid Canada: Agreed...it is hot. However, I feel weird repeating the move in reverse on the bf, so there's that.

Pshaw. Until Ms. Anderson can get me back to my original weight of 7lbs, 4oz, I don't want what she's selling.

I'm just going to wring out my panties...brb.

@marciax3: She is from an area north of me, which is less ethnically diverse than Vancouver. She grew up with my ex. One of the reasons we split was because I refused to hang out with a number of his casually racist hometown friends. He called me a snob, said they were products of their environment.

@rd2uk: I was thinking more Lloyd from Dumb & Dumber.

Hey girl, Going down? Cause I sure am.

I am pretty sure that if my uterus were literally falling out of my body, I'd take that as a sign from God.

Is this the mantra of an anti-Justin Timberlake campaign? No, we do not want sexyback.

At a bar, this guy was chatting with me. He was very tall, had an accent from somewhere in Mass, and was very sarcastic.

I think this post needs a #slushpanties tag and a trigger warning, as it is triggering very dirty thoughts.

@BuffySummers:

I am very embarrassed to admit that I actually wrote a missed connect last weekend, and...we "connected" for coffee yesterday and had a blast...and have a dinner date set for Friday.

My strongest and must fundamental impulse is to tell people that think children are the ultimate need to shut the front door.

Dear Scientists:

@LadyFabulous: Best of luck on your hair. I am in the same boat (breaking up with no longer fab bf). Internet hugs!

Mystic Placenta?

@Anne Elliot: I am waiting for my Well Played, Ellen Page post today!