"Let's not forget that all humans share a common ancestor, and she's African."

Roller Girl in Rome.

I have 3, and I actualy think the 1st two are awesome...so...

I am pretty sure my boyfriend would die without ice cream, so I say that gendered eating is b.s.

@RousseMacabre is a little bit CRAZY: My friend refers to it as "digi-diving." As in, "he's a virgin, but he's willing to do some digi-diving."

@Raederle: Me, too, and I loved that book!

Fucking hipsters.

@water baby: Fingers crossed that, as someone said below, Weird Al reads our thread.

@Taegre: I agree with what you are saying...the friends group truly did contribute to my recent break up. My friends are all succesful, hard working professionals who value taking risks and finding ways to be happy in all aspects of your life.

@lil-red: Perfect. Hearted!

Maybe if straight males knew what sex was this stereotype wouldn't exist.*

@shorty63136: I'm pretty sure any sperm that knows what the Oxford comma is is getting in my uterus.

Apparently my uterus has higher standards than my vagina.

@shininstar: COTD! Team Thighs.

Today I said to my assistant (as I rolled in late to work from watching USA-Algeria):

@Holy Carp: Agreed!

I really, really want Weird Al to do "Bad Bromance." Please....he can mock all the Apatow films as well as Gaga.

I am writing my Christmas list in June...

I wish I were as cool as you are when I was 14. Welcome!

@DaisyGamble: I think it applies to all ends of the thigh spectrum, as well...too thin, too fat, not enough muscle, too much muscle, not good enough! Arrgh. So. Over. It.