It stopped hurting...at least last night. Whatever I had seems to have cleared on itself. But it took two weeks. Ugh!

If you met two guys one after the other, you will meet someone else quickly. Some people have an easier time meeting men; you seem like one of them.

PM me or thisiswhyimsingleyo@gmail.com

it was a real message from someone in my city, like a normal OKC message. I know it is super easy to find me on the interwebs even based on OKC, but it is still creepy he decided to google me and then address me as my first name, right?

Nothing to add except to be a grammar whore—it is rapport. Probably one of those words you have never written or consciously read. I have a ton!

Totally a thing. My sister freaks the fuck out about the noise I make when chewing and my fucking breathing:

I've had guys say that shit to me before. Sometimes I wonder if it is a nicer, romanticized way to gloss over something more personal, painful, or intimate (either consciously or subconsciously) or if the guy is just deluded as to how relationships work.

I hate to give you stock advice, but you are SO YOUNG. And you have never been single it seems. You will change so much between 22 and 25 it is crazy. Moreover, unless this guy is really, truly the one so much so that you are willing to prioritize a relationship over your career/independent personal…

Can I post this to the blog?

So. Fucking. Weird.

Peoplez.

Cream it up? Hawt.

No condoms. No spermacide.

Before. I had her check them out.

Ladybits TMI to come: I need some medical advice. (I am going back to the health center next week!)

"A frequently-cited example of male privilege is that men make more money than women. Did you know that numerous studies have shown that women simply accept what is offered, while men tend to negotiate up?"

You know how men won't buy diet soda because diet soda and caring so obviously about one's appearance is a feminine concern (hence the need for Dr. Pepper 10)? Well salads have the same low-cal diet reputation. Of course men don't want to eat salad lest they appear feminine.

I mean, at least in your fantasy the normal-ish attractive nerd (i.e. Leonard) dates an intellectual equal and not vapid Penny.

I know so many middle-aged Ronalds and Dennises, too. (My dad's brother is Dennis.)

I am naming a girl Carmen after my badass Sicilian grandmother Carmellina. She went by Carmen and even though I want to stress my children's Italian heritage (and also my life's work), I can't name my child Carmellina (or Carmella for that matter—so Jersey Italian). I like Carmen—not too popular, cultural undertones…