Wow dude. 6 relationships? HOW? Granted, I am 4 years younger than you, but I have one real relationship under my belt that ended when I was 19 (hence my panic and frustration with dating). It's unnerving. Since then, I have been involved in a series of heart-shredding casual midfuckery things. So many of them.

One of my colleagues met her boyfriend after being here a year (but was only 23 year old) and met him through her roommate, so she constantly tells me that I will never meet anyone doing online dating (even though said roommate did) and I have to branch out and make new friends and then meet people through my social…

Sometimes I feel like my friends in relationships can only give me advice that reflects their own situation and it is so frustrating.

Middleton, WI?

My bestie went there. Are you straight? Do you intend on dating? From her stories and the stories of a few other SLC alumnae, the gender imbalance means that there is huge emotional fuckery going on. The women interested in dudes and dating do some pretty horrible shit to get attention and a lot of the guys act…

Just be happy for bunnies. Can you imagine the scary-ass iconography that could come from zombie jesus?

You are paying for it so, that's why you can do that. You are paying for the prostitute to put aside her own sexual desire.

Because it is an exchange. The point of paying money is that none of that shit matters. You are paying for it not to matter.

This is bullshit. I am sure if some fatteh or less than attractive person tried to have sex with these dudes, they would balk. Prostitution exists because people in our society are unfuckable.

Yes, because it will remain in the realm of fantasy.

I know every sex article on here has an SVU analog, but does anyone remember the SVU about the sperm burglar? Her name was April Troost and her long-lost now-found father is a fertility doctor/eugenicist. He gave her an anal prostate electro-stimulator so that she could drug and then electro-coerce sperm out of very…

I think it would be so, so hard for a women to really have sex with an animal that female bestiality seems fairly innocuous. Men having sex with animals is decidedly easier mechanically.

LUCILLE!

YES YES YES! I love that whole project!

And then he became besties with Jack Donaghy.

I am a secret fast food eater. I'm mortified to order it in public. I am overweight and usually eat heathfully, but I still feel like people are judging me.

But baby, I just want to feel all of you...

People from Minnesota (and not the Cities) are really...white. Viking skin was not meant to tan!

Growing up, all of my animals went outside without coats in New England. They have fur for a reason!

I think this whole thread is ridiculous. This issue is too minor to elicit this many replies!