Have had that happen to me before. The response is, "Wow you're horny" and not said in a good way.

Pissing in the condom while it was attached to his dick and showing you his pee-semen balloon (and then trying to have sex again).

I try...sometimes. If you saw me yesterday, it would be a different story. I wore a sweatshirt to school. A SWEATSHIRT. I am like the epitome of the bait and switch. Soon as I lock you down, the ugly comes out!

We went out once.

O HAI!

hawt.

#okstupid time.

OMG I fear everyday being the horny fat chick.

Parsley, sage.....

Fuck Gallant. Such a goody two shoes.

FYI cowgirl also just lady on top

It's all cowgirl!

I think it all counts. We are working on vagueries here. Your experience is common but it just confounds me because men-dominant positions (i.e. all of them just about) require the same thing out of men and they don't feel nearly as self conscious as women do. fuck the patriarchy.

But dudes have to do all the "HARD WORK" all the time. I don't understand that argument. Are we all that lazy?

I can't believe all you Team Missionary people exist. Well, whatever missionary position. I mean anti-team cowgirl. It is the only "standard" position where the lady is in charge. How is that not awesome and hot?

This is sad. The only position where you have complete control makes you uncomfortable? Sadness. Men shouldn't control all the sex.

Missionary is vanilla and default. I would never have sex in missionary if guys didn't like it so much.

Another shot for: I used to live alone and it was great. Now I live with my amazing boyfriend and it is even better!

I DO! Boo yah!

I guess so? Though it doesn't mean much. My ex's last name is technically Greek (but sounds Italian) despite being totally Italian. Also, Gianni Rivera is from Piedmont which is a really wacky area of Italy because it has been so culturally mixed forever (it was owned by all the people), like Sicily, Naples, and…