Which is still a decision!

bazing!

You know...I thought about it. I wrote "layed" and it got a squiggly. And I was dumb enough to forget that "Laid" is a word. I HAZ A SMART!

Yeah. Sure. But it didn't fit my analogy. Also, it doesn't matter because SHE DIDN'T GET PREGNANT/

Always with interesting undergarments.

ZYGOMATIC PROCESSSSSS!

"Oh Reggie! Fighting for your country? You're such a pussy."

SAINT SEBASTIAN!

But it implies someone is so horrible, their only purpose to clean a dirty vagina. I prefer the gender neutral enema bulb.

Here's the difference: Bristol Palin made her bed, lied in it, and got knocked up, with no regard to what that means to her future. Sandra Fluke went on the pill, made her bed, and lied in it. And that's why she is at a top notch law school testifying in front of congress. No woman deserves to be called a slut or…

I think grapes might be skinnyfat.

Exactly. Bananas are also well dressed!

Maybe they are talking about vegetables being either liberated or under dictators. I imagine bananas being free, but oranges seems like they are fighting pretty hard for their civil liberties still.

Um. In the post-draft world, I would venture that many of the people in the lower rungs of the military are some of the least honorable, if my experience of those who enlisted. Going into the military is a often a way for shitty people to obtain instant hero status. But of course, there are tons of awesome people in…

I read that as more as "She likes to kill shit" because she is in the military.

They never said it about me. But the way they openly talked about every fat person (including those smaller than me) I knew the judgment existed. One former friend did drunkenly tell me.

And water from going down the drain. And leg stubble. I hate those things.

I know. Though my first pee is usually neon because I take Vitamin B. The saturation of your pee can be an indication, but I also think that you are usually a comparative gauge (what is normal from a day-to-day basis). The gauge changes when you are peeing straight into cups...it is more concentrated. At my mom's…

I have a ton of friends with disordered eating (they keep finding me) and few have used me as reverse thinspo...as in, they don't want to look like me. *gulp*

Sure. But I think the bacteria it picks up is probably okay to eat. Not inhale into your sinuses.