Thankfully it is in the 60s all this week (and 70 on Tues and Wed). Otherwise, I would be dying having to read all of the SXSW FB updates.

I WANT TO HAVE MONEY!!!!!!

Wow. That is, like, the definition of bad, drunken college sex.

EVERYONE HERE IS IN A RELATIONSHIP. I am not kidding you. I am the only single person in my whole department. I literally know no other single grad students. They aren't just coupled. They are married. At UT, there was a mix. I can't even make single friends. WHERE AM I?

I repeat: Also, he couldn't come after 2 hours and he let you keep going? BAD FORM.

I emailed then texted to cancel. And I never heard from you and I thought you were mad for me being a flake. Then I left for a month. You mean, you don't hate me?????

I mean, he didn't piss into a condom. A successful tryst by my standards...then again, I have low standards.

Let's make up a new word. Like schartzblatsky.

Okay sorry. I was essentializing your initial post (which I was recalling from memory, instead of rereading). Agree to agree.

If you can't go out and buy lube, don't have sex.

When I went to the coffee shop today, it was full of couples and groups of women. There wasn't a single guy my age there alone like me. I went to an opera thing at a bar. I was a 5th wheel to two other couples. Then, when I rode my bike home, the bike/walk path was literally filled with couples holding hands. It is…

At least you have a boyfriend? I mean, not to play the "who has it worst" game, but I have been single for 5 years. The dating scene sucks. It is so hard.

I second don't graduate if you don't have to. And if try to do an internship for credit. And stop talking about throw away humanities courses. I am a doctoral candidate in art history who has to teach 101. Don't call my class throwaway! Someday you will be on a first date or a cocktail party or at your bf's…

I feel like those would be kind of interesting to read from an ethnographic perspective. Like, psychoanalysis.

Um. Can we just state the obvious? How fucking negative is the word skinny fat? By calling someone skinny-fat, you are using fat to modify "skinny." Adding fat (mean "unhealthy, out-of-shape") makes skinny (a word that has positive connotations for women) mean something negative. "Skinny fat" is calling out…

But this is Jezebel, so your point is essentially fat-phobic in itself. By calling someone skinny-fat, you are using fat to modify "skinny." Adding fat (mean "unhealthy, out-of-shape") makes skinny mean something negative. "Skinny fat" is calling out unhealthy thin people by associating them with the negative…

The rape thing comes up because the laws say that ALL women need to have one in order to have an abortion. If there's a law, then rape victims (and 15 year old victims of abuse) are the lowest common denominator for that situation. Transvag ultrasounds are not medically necessary for very early term abortions, where…

I told Awkward Lawyer that if I ever shack up with a dude, that we would need a 2BR because I need my space. Not every night. But some nights. He was taken aback by this.

I though the lady equivalent of the man cave was the kitchen. Wah wah wahhhhhh. (sad trombone)

I MISS THAT CENTRAL MARKET SO MUCH!!!!!! Seriously it was one the best things about Austin.