I took my three boys to get their hair cut and one of them came to me to ask for the car keys to get something out of the car, he said please and thank you in his request.  The lady cutting the other twin’s hair said, “You must have paddled them good, they’re so polite to say please and thank you”.  I answered, “Uh...…

Hey, don’t bring the Clampetts into this... they were ignorant and strange, but not mean spirited like today’s hillbillies. ;)

Gotta get some spray paint and start tagging this, but I have no libertarian arcology to retreat to.

Love this guy! Great work and really funny! I’ve been waiting for this one to be finished!

I’ve been getting pods for both laundry and dishwasher only because I make the 3 teenage boys do these tasks, and I don’t have to deal with the detergent spilled all over. I mean, I would spill all the time, think of what would happen with a 9 year old boy. ;)

I have three teenage boys... nuff said! (They do their own washing, but the putting away lessons have never taken.)

You used to be able to get mixed drinks at a drive through in Tallahassee, FL in the early-mid 80s. 

The bottled ranch dressing makes me think of snot... I just cannot stand it.  However, I make a homemade one with lots of dill, and if I’m doing ranch (rarely), that’s it.  My offspring love it, too, but they slather everything in sriracha, so their tastebuds are questionable. 

Finally, someone said it. Women are allowed to have pain relief while pregnant. The problem with the “war on drugs” is that it often doesn’t distinguish between use, abuse, and addiction.  

My first thought, too!

Seam ripper

Reminds me of a part of the Niven/Pournelle novel The Mote in God’s Eye.  The aliens take apart their old, dirty coffee maker on the human spaceship and clean everything, and everyone marvels at how much better the coffee was because no telling when it had been cleaned previously!

How much was paid for that?  The tray and paper is typical of southern bbq, but they are trying way too hard for the bbq stand vibe and it looks like a prison tray.  It may have great flavor, but the presentation does it no justice.

We had to visit my ex-in-laws in Bolivar, Missouri (or as I say “Misery”, in-laws were ok, place was ugh). We went out to eat at a pasta place, in-laws recommended, I can’t believe we paid for overdone spaghetti with bland tomato sauce.

“...the U.S. lags behind other nations in broadband offering since many nations have government-based subsidies to bolster their networks...”

Dude... $95/month unlimited. Previously had same with AT&T fiber for $90.

Not enough stars for this comment.

(and somehow this is a two year old article? and here I thought I was reading something from today. point stands tho’)

Stay classy, Georgia... we’re going to be the new “Florida Man” soon.