I’ve tried a couple of times to play it through, but have never gotten all the way. Maybe another go is due.

My mother and my aunt talked to my grandmother’s doctor about how much beer she drank, and he talked to her.  She started drinking more vodka. She lived to 94.

Replaced with some Kale salad that I’ve never tried.

Chick-fil-a coleslaw

I forgot about that!

How do we know that it isn’t actually the USS Kidd that has become self aware? It’s playing Age of Empires to learn about war so that it can advance to Chess then ultimately Global Thermonuclear War.

I use the rings for wide mouth mason jars as egg rings.  Works great as long as you remember to spray them with non-stick spray.

My mom used to make a corn chowder with these, and it was so simple, but comforting.  Fry diced bacon crisp, take out and drain.  Fry onions in some (or all, I’m not judging) of the bacon drippings.  Pour one can corn (not cream style), one can of potatoes cut up, and a can of evaporated milk.  Then serve with the…

I took my three boys to get their hair cut and one of them came to me to ask for the car keys to get something out of the car, he said please and thank you in his request.  The lady cutting the other twin’s hair said, “You must have paddled them good, they’re so polite to say please and thank you”.  I answered, “Uh...…

Hey, don’t bring the Clampetts into this... they were ignorant and strange, but not mean spirited like today’s hillbillies. ;)

Love this guy! Great work and really funny! I’ve been waiting for this one to be finished!

I’ve been getting pods for both laundry and dishwasher only because I make the 3 teenage boys do these tasks, and I don’t have to deal with the detergent spilled all over. I mean, I would spill all the time, think of what would happen with a 9 year old boy. ;)

I have three teenage boys... nuff said! (They do their own washing, but the putting away lessons have never taken.)

You used to be able to get mixed drinks at a drive through in Tallahassee, FL in the early-mid 80s. 

The bottled ranch dressing makes me think of snot... I just cannot stand it.  However, I make a homemade one with lots of dill, and if I’m doing ranch (rarely), that’s it.  My offspring love it, too, but they slather everything in sriracha, so their tastebuds are questionable. 

Finally, someone said it. Women are allowed to have pain relief while pregnant. The problem with the “war on drugs” is that it often doesn’t distinguish between use, abuse, and addiction.  

Seam ripper

Reminds me of a part of the Niven/Pournelle novel The Mote in God’s Eye.  The aliens take apart their old, dirty coffee maker on the human spaceship and clean everything, and everyone marvels at how much better the coffee was because no telling when it had been cleaned previously!