Back in the olden days, people didn't even have to put their own money into a pension plan! The Union beat it out of management! Good ole days.

I've never paid more than $150 for a tow... and the $150 one was for the driver to pick it up 75 miles away and bring it back to the shop.

Aren't all weather patterns visible from space?

One ticket in the hand basket to hell we're all riding in for at least chuckling at this.

I'm here to kick ass and chew bubble gum... and I'm all out of bubble gum.

I LOVE my 2005 MINI Cooper S, and I bought it used, so not too many $$$. But, repair has been at least $1500/year, not including the freaking power steering pump. Which finally MINI USA is covering... when they don't lose your paperwork. :/

As a mother to four children, I have two words... Leather Seats.

I had a handful of clementines that were past their date. For the last few days I've been chucking one or two down the garbage disposal after I clean the kitchen. XD

It is not in the one I'm reading right now either.

Now I need a tissue... can't think of that movie without crying. Just a few weeks ago I needed a good cry, and locked the door to my room watched this and sobbed.

I learned this from watching Quincy, ME when I was a kid. XD

Double jeopardy doesn't apply when you're talking about different jurisdictions. He can be tried at the state level, and then the federal level.

Well... looks interesting. I went and registered, but I'm kind of put off that it finds my screen name inappropriate.

First? I don't think so...

Thanks! I almost forgot to go vote and check out if I need to add another game to my hoard!

Yeah... I figured. I don't play enough of the other games to get cards to craft, nor have enough friends who do so I guess I'm SOL.

The used to have communities set up to make announcements when the voting on each item starts. I don't see a community this time around.

From what I could tell, the Green Man sale was only for a few hours... when I got there it was back up to normal price and I was only a few hours out from when the sale was posted here.

I guess I'm too late to be the first to post this. XD

Well... I also could not access any Gawker sites and a handful of others, otherwise I would have seen this before messing around with my router and doing all kinds of funky things to figure out what was wrong! xD