There is no way I’d have allowed this shit to be on my phone, had I had one, when I was in high school.

The cacophony of “blue eyes wight dragon” memes will be unbearable.

Good thing you brought up Man in the High Castle and Handmaid’s Tale, those both *totally* glorify the alternate realities in which they take place.

VCR player?

See, I *am* a communist, so being called one doesn’t bother me. But yeah, hardly anyone, especially people that use “communist” as a derisive adjective frequently, knows what the hell communism is.

He’s a billionaire, acting like a billionaire.

Woah, this one humidifier that puts out an order of magnitude or several more humidity than this one humidifier can remove wins?????

Nintendo means “that Japanese video game company deathly afraid of sound business decisions.”

Woah, it’s almost as if base price is the price before options or something. 🙄

*cop to his buddies*

Hahahahahaha, it’s funny and you’re cool because you don’t like an enormously successful movie franchise responsible for making fuck knows how many people give a shit about cars.

Or, ya know, press the “I’m not driving” button that’s shown in the article.

Asking the important questions, here.

Yeah, but then if they *do* hide a real ending and real endgame behind that pay wall, think of the scores of people that will be pissed off.

I only recently got a dock sock and started using mine with my TV at night. After hearing the horror stories, there was no way in hell I was going to put my Switch in that dock without a sock.

And there it is. Nobody does a project this big just because they want to anymore.

If you think Yuengling is a “dream” in any packaging, you don’t have a valid opinion on beer packaging

Fallout 4 is the best in the series. Fight me.

“How to Get Labeled as Cagey and Uncooperative, and Never Hear Back From an Interviewer in One Simple Step!”

It would just be swell if you replaced every use of the word “memory” in this article with “storage,” as that’s what you’re actually talking about.