Ah yes. Those sophisticated blues.

Oh, Mystic gets along well with Instinct? And you’re proud of that?

I get along well with subhuman things that are no threat to me, too!

OMG, IS EVERY WOMAN ON EARTH STANDING IN LINE TO FUCK YOU?????? YOU MUST BE THE COOLEST MAN TO EVER LIVE!!!!

/s

Ya know, children like eating and breathing, too. You should stop doing both immediately, lest you be “childish” or “uncool” or whatever it is that makes you lose sleep over other people enjoying life.

I care. I care so much.

WHAT IS RED MAY NEVER DIE

It’s all about CP. If I caught a significantly better Charmander, I’d flush my original for candy without a second thought.

Hi. I’m half Cuban, but look white, and I’ve already had a psycho wave a gun at me for walking past his house several times, as if it’s my fault the game keeps spawning starters on his street. I know they’re the popular victims of violence, but they aren’t the only ones.

Constantly open, running, in the foreground. No, you can’t put your phone to sleep. This game exists to force you to walk, and to axe murder your battery. Get a backpack full of battery packs, you’re gunna need it.

Wow. I’d think one would have to know a fair bit about a topic to write an article about it, but Gawker to the rescue.

You don’t just sit and watch gym battles. You tap to use your basic attack, swipe to dodge, and long press to use your power attack (if the meter is full)

Just sitting back and letting shit happen is a…

I have one of these. It has hardware to allow bolting it to the wall.

I choose not to use it, but that’s on me. If I had kids, you better believe that shit would be bolted to the wall.

I COULD NOT STOP LAUGHING.

I shit you not, I screamed “THERE SEEM TO BE SOME IRREGULARITIES WITH THE PENSION FUND!!!!!!” just before he went splat.

Because of their idiotic self-imposed requirement of an insanely expensive piece of glass that extends from bonnet to boot.

I think he feels like he’s in charge.

Ah, yes. And now Littlefinger will pass that letter on to Lord(sic) Bolton (who he’s probably already backing) and this is how what’s left of the Starks in Westeros (south of The Wall, anyway) die.

Here’s hoping Arya manages to get patched up and we don’t have to cut back to her at some point in the future just to…

I honestly don’t know why I expected better than this.

How about y’all stick to reviewing weed vapes and leave the nicotine to people that know what the fuck they’re talking about?

luxurious carriage of death that is the Model S

I mean, they do have a population problem.