Well, when you say 50s, 60s....that’s more of a cultural thing than anything.

You fed your small child Chipotle? Hold on while I call CPS.

I have the perfect app for you! Its called Tumblr.

Am I missing the “sponsored” tag somewhere?

This app is possibly the worst Reddit app there is, near as I can tell providing less utility and a worse interface than....just going to the mobile version of the site.

Are you implying that any part of that was a lie?

Was he obviously paid by McDonald’s? Yeah. And in no way was that unclear.

Because those standards are identical and directly relatable.

I know Gawker doesn’t believe in proofreading, and their “editors” do nothing whatsoever, but come on. Do they actually make you type your articles blindfolded, and publish them without so much as a once-over?

Ooooooooooh, this is an ad.

Never gunna work. Anyone pissed off enough to call about a noise complaint is gunna call the cops and the landlord waaaaaay before they call AirBnB, even (or especially) if they know the unit in question is on AirBnB.

Ya know, you could have had about the same functionality with a single Android Wear watch.

“Both sides” shit, Amazon is going out of their way to try to sabotage Google (not that it’s working) and prop up sales of their proprietary garbage (which is working exactly as intended).

You’ve got this backwards. It’s not “Google opening up to Alexa,” Amazon doesn’t allow their shit to work with Google’s, because they really like selling their own proprietary, inferior hardware.

Hey, even more sure than this, you could move to Lancaster County with some other folks terrified of technological advancement. They’re never gunna run Windows 10, either!

Because the bourgeoisie get off on the peasants using mental gymnastics to ignore the heinous wealth disparity, and if we thought any other way, we’d be sharpening guillotines.

/thread

But the survival of capitalism depends on people shrugging off sociopathic avarice as “just business.”

If we ever stopped for a second and realized how mind-numbingly stupid it is that we act like nobody’s supposed to act like, ya know, a person, while conducting business, the whole system would collapse.

All of this to say nothing of how having that single, obscenely large and clearly proprietary-shaped piece of glass makes this shit as an “everyman” car, since ya know practically nobody will be able to make a replacement for that thing, and they’re sure to charge out the ass for it.

You miss something you never did?

I thought this might be something fun to fuck around with over the weekend on my Pi 3, until I looked at the guide.

Oh, no, come on, man. Plenty of people out there that can drop $600-$700 on a VR headset but don’t have a Windows license laying around.

Spectacular, except for allllllllll of the websites out there that require their precious “password complexity requirements.”