Looking at him it’s deep-fried

know when I’m being boofed.

I was a juvenile PO. While there are definitely issues with charging kids as adults (namely systemic racism and/or poverty), for the most severe crimes, charging as adults is mandatory. Murder and attempted murder, rape, that sort of thing. Juvenile simply courts aren’t intended for those types of severe crimes, nor…

Because none of those are a McLaren F1

Because if you can spend that much, you probably already own most of those.

Don’t worry. He doesn’t have to do a thing. Doesn’t need to give above the minimum to anyone for anything ever. Once everyone adapts this mindset, then the weak in society can die off and the rest of us can be truly successful and happy. (/s - kind of, I honestly suspect a lot of people think this way, but won’t…

Thanks for the reply, little narcissistic shit.

It is incredibly sad that someone must explain it to you, but well....

Just change your number to 867-5309! You’ll be beating ‘em off with a stick!

Especially since he had to provide contact information in his litter. They could have just mailed him the fines as they discovered new bottles.

50 women picked up gargabe out of a river, read the romantic note attached, and thought, “Yeah this doesn’t sound like it’s gonna get me murdered, let’s go for it!”

2,000 bottles?

Right?! Romantic would be 1 bottle. 2000 is law of mass action. Just ask out every person you meet then, someone will say yes.

The headline made him sound cute and whoever cited him like a killjoy. 2,000 bottles, though? That’s enough to make me a killjoy too. Take out a personal ad.

“it’s designed to work a lot like Tinder, except everyone you meet is in the market exclusively for platonic friends “

I think it would be more interesting if you left the pictures off or only the company behind the app would have a picture of you to confirm identity. I’m probably looking at this more as a social experiment, but I would love to see who people would initiate “a match” with if race, gender and appearances were omitted…

I always find it funny when dealership employees or any employee for that matter make fun of people who can’t afford a $200k car or other pricy stuff. Dude, you are a sales employee. You can’t afford that shit either, so don’t act all mighty.

$2 per 260 working days (average US work year) is $520 per year. To many, they may matter.

I’ll die as I lived — wildly swinging a crowbar.

Sure, they’re cute when they’re little but then when they grow up they enslave mankind.