May I have a small wager that 200 of these will not be built?

Melted blob.

Cue all the people who bought one saying they haven’t had any issues and every bad word about an Alfa is just a giant conspiracy 

I have had the pleasure of riding in many Jitneys and i can confirm that the on gas off gas on gas off gas on gas off gas, is enough to make anybody carsick.

Three times, if you count Deadspin.

I suspect that the price of one, if produced, would be twice the value of the entire Gawker Media Group.

Never forget this is the same company that basically did this:

“Hey let’s make this awesome RWD platform and put an awesome engine in it and awesome suspension bits and then let’s make it ugly and impossible to see out of it and when it doesn’t sell we can just make it ugly in a slightly different way but it’ll still be impossible to see out of and nobody will want one” is an…

I really like how they’ve rearranged the deck chairs. Very nice.

Don’t ruin my f*cking joke!!!!!

What. the. fuck.

This is real coal rolling, bitches.

You’d think any company in the data mining/analysis business with “Cambridge” in their name would have thought to take a good hard look at re-branding recently.

Welcome to 24 hours ago.

Only because this is imaginary, and the Urus is real.

The undisputed king of Gran Turismo 2. 

They had to switch to Italian because the original “So Focking Loight, Innit” just didn’t resonate in the marketing materials.

Disagree.

Kinja: AMAZON BAD!
Also Kinja: BUY THIS SHIT FROM AMAZON!

Kinja: AMAZON BAD!
Also Kinja: BUY THIS SHIT FROM AMAZON!