It is SOCIALLY used to show off your money.

If I knew how I'd feel about it in ten years it wouldn't be much of a decision.

You can fire the guy who burnt the asshole casserole, but even cooked well it’s asshole casserole.

I heard he shat himself and fell after slipping on the spillage, but that may be because I trained my gossip feed generator on his funbags (which sounds sexier than it was).

So true. When five time NBA Coaching champion Greg Popovich does something nobody bats an eye, but when an interim coach does it, all of a sudden he doesn’t have the benefit of the doubt.

For extra authenticity we only assemble them on Monday mornings and Friday afternoons. To compete with Jeep we also have easter eggs such as empty beer cans in the door cavities.

This is great news because we know Ford will bungle Bronco just as badly as it bungled Ranger.

I can call myself Emperor of The World, but that’ doesn’t make it true.

I’ll take mine at normal ride hieght with a Pinto four in it. A twin-turbo V8 in a lifted 1st gen Bronco seems like a shortcut to a casket.

We have pulled data from so many untouched, original paint Broncos with original production markings still intact that we have developed our own database of dimensions and a process to ensure the integrity of our gaps and fitment every time.

They’d catch more of these mistakes if they’d just hire an editor already...

Exactly. We didn’t fight wars over spice routes and pepper and shit because unadorned mush is soooo fabulous.

My absolute favorites are the ‘professionals’ who, when asked why there are no seasonings in or on the food, say stupid shit like “I didn’t want to take away from the natural flavors of the main ingredients.”

Toss in Booger and I’ll chip in $5

Anna’s seasoning rack was unavailable for comment.

Soooo why was she selected then? Why not pick someone else? 

Absolutely Rad.

As a balding guy, I can’t say I’ve never had the thought that getting my hair back would be awesome, but I can confidently say now that embracing the bald is just the right way to go. Chasing youth (or whatever they’re chasing) is a losing cause.

KD gets a ton of shit for being a cornball–and he should!–but Harden has the corniest on-court game of any player in the NBA.

“Yeah, there might be some changes on it,” he told me...