Ehhhhh, pretty sure the record for missed shots still belongs to anyone who has ever tried to kill Suge Knight.

Richie's attempts to slip in to Denver unnoticed failed when he checked into a hotel under the name "R. Definitelynottheguyeveryonehates."

"So, who's that dweeb with the forehead?"

You can take the Sanchize out of Broadway...

So do they get the blowjobs?

I'm pretty sure you need to rethink where you get dental care.

It's an independent suspension.

Well done with all the Beatle puns. Some if those came out of nowhere, man.

"Ëhhhhhhhh, I don't know these guys! Crime family, whaddayagonna do? We were legitimate businessmen!"

Those were all lies, all lies. I was in Ray Rice's olive oil business but that was a long time ago. The FBI guys asked did Ray Rice do this, did Ray Rice do that and I'm like yeah, sure!

Now is a good time remind everyone that Dalton signed a 6-year $115 million deal this offseason.

Do we really need more definitive answers on how poorly Goofell handled this?