The Jeep Compass

Why wouldn't you want an Edsel? Especially a '58 like you posted? I would recommend looking at one in the flesh, stock or modded. Lots of neat touches, great story, tons of character. All the fun of an oddball with the serviceability of 58-60 model Ford.

ANY Acura

This. I don't understand if you test drove ANYTHING else how this would be the winner. The Sebring, Avenger, and 200 always made me scratch my head when I'd think of the scenario of someone sitting down with finance working numbers on this car.

I saw a Dodge Stratus for sale in my local grocery store parking lot the other day. I actually did think to myself, "Who would buy that? For that matter, who bought it new in the first place when there are so many more better/interesting choices out there?" I'm sure the Stratus is a perfectly serviceable vehicle but…

Honda CRZ. Oh, you wanted a light, tossable car with good fuel economy? Here's one with no power, heavy battery packs, and fuel economy slightly better than a base Accord! Enjoy!

2010 v6 mustang.

Dodge Caliber, I can't think of a single good thing about this car. I've never seen so much plastic in a car

No driver feedback? Please, its grounded to the ground.

Not really.

They sorta build it..

It isn't. Labor Day is in the US. :)

Still waiting for the Gizmodo feature on how it happened, the Lifehacker feature on how to make sure it doesn't happen to us, the Jezebel feature on how our culture allows males to feel that they can invade any women's privacy, the Gawker feature on how 4chan heard about the leaks, along with the TMZ call to get them…

He is going to fit right in.

Only 30%? I was under the impression he was halfway there

Let's be fair here though, in said hypothetical encounter, Muschamp would have the immediate all-around advantages, but then make a series of terrible decisions resulting in the Twitterer almost or completely winning the fight outright. At which point, the Florida campus police would step in and clean up the mess, and…

I'd buy that for a dollar!

Jim Harbough already has this memorized