Sorry for the delay in commenting. I opened this link and passed out.

Raysism: [passes out]

You missed one.

I thought that first one was a Lexus design study.

8-year-old Merrill Hoge: /can't dress himself

Pete still can't believe he suckered a guy into offering 7/5 odds that little Jeremy would grow up to be a huge turd.

Where's the part where Rose tells him he's got a long way to go to be as good as his father?

So by the time you've read all the signs... you've got a parking ticket.

This would be me.

I wish NASCAR would pay attention to this.

Word is that since this helmet failed to protect him, this will be Welker's new look when the season starts:

If you hit one of his teammates in the forehead, you better believe you're going to get some serious jawing from Peyton.

At Steve Ballmer's son's school they can only go under-the-table.

Ouch. That's painful just to look at.

I read "Bob Costas taking some swings" and kind of automatically assumed that someone was keeping him juuusssst out of reach by palming his forehead at arms length.

Wow lmao mad props to 50. That was painful, i wanna hear him read that harry potter page so bad

In 94 they butchered the corner with a chicane in response to Aytron's death, 03 and 06 there was no Belgian gran prix.

Correction: It's Devin Sittingonhisass. He also has to earn back his last name.