"Oh by the way if my wife Ellen is listening, our anniversary is coming up and I just wanted to tell her *click*....."

The Rockies are 49-76. She isn't missing much.

Where should I begin?

Alcoholism.

I mean, it's no Youabian Puma but I suppose it's ok.

This thing is amazing, literally every single proportion is wrong. And that's ignoring everything else wrong with it.

You can't say it's ugly unless you wanna get sued. But if I was gonna say anything, I'd say it was ugly. But I'm not saying that.

Wouldn't expect anything less from the man scamming teenagers out of millions of dollars for shitty headphones.

The 1967 Ford GT40 Mk1.... http://www.goodingco.com/vehicle/1967-f…

If you think this section of the video is good, you should see the full version, where the javelin is carefully placed on the yellow truck and driven away by fifteen clowns.

Wait. What's with the tiny car?

Just look at his amazing celebration after the game.

Or one of these:

Why do you care?

ATTENTION ALL ARTISTS!!

Too bad Blowsby's answer wasn't even in the same zip code as the question, and was just a recitation of talking points. Typed up by his secretary, I'm sure.

1992 White Ford Bronco (You can get away with pretty much anything.)

The nickname "Chiefs" is innocuous because it was a tip of the cap to former Kansas City mayor, H. Roe "Chief" Bartle. It's the things like the stereotypical Indian that used to ride Warpaint, or the above-referenced war drum, that are offensive. Those are team-sponsored things.

Eric Berry disagrees.

The Chiefs were almost forced to get rid of the war drum last season. But then they finally got Andy Reid to stop eating all the drumsticks.