I completely disagree, this is completely fucking awesome. I can't wait for the first team to realize that while making their car more aero saves them .1sec, making their car easier to get out of saves them 2.5.

Your face while going over the options spec sheet:

They will go through a body that weighs 200 pounds in about eight minutes. That means that a single pig can consume two pounds of uncooked flesh every minute.

He took care of it.

north Korea has an exclusive contract with the Marlins. How else do you think they stay afloat?

I am complete against violence against police officers. Never do I condone it. Never do I wish it upon police.

Hunter Pence never beat Ocarina of Time, but acts like he did.

They stopped and I thought, "Spike strip! Nice!". Nope. Rocks to the windshield.

One cop gets out to chuck rocks at the guy! What will that do? This is like a cross between GTA and Keystone Cops.

How about putting the TSA in charge of the line to get in...

Use Google Chrome or Firefox with the Adblock+ plugin to selectively block obnoxious adverts, you're welcome.

That guy is wearing a turtleneck.

Is that guy wearing a turtleneck?

OMG that first pic is hilarious. Please tell me this was a parody, not company sanctioned.

What's funny is I get wet for the Corvette in that movie.

Well you SAY that, but my local Golden Corral says different.

Chevrolet Corvair, you instantly think of Unsafe At Any Speed, which it doesn't completely deserve. Yes, the early models had a design flaw that caused the rear axle to fold up on itself but that was fixed instantly in later model years. People also crashed them because they didn't understand the unique handling…