It just creates a panoramic view of what’s behind the car. It’s sectioned because if it was one large mirror, it would dangle into the passenger area by about 2 feet and would probably distort the view like a fun house mirror.

Per Emily Price, alcohol reporter: It’s better to be sorry than safe.

No you don’t.  

Any chance you can tell us WHY the prices are going up?  You know, journalism stuff.

Police officers are not under oath and have no obligation to tell the truth outside of a court room.

How to spot a liar:  When a businessman states that the main goal is anything other than making money.

In a row.

“I sure do like those floating roofs!”

There are a few things in life that will always defy time and should never change. This is one of them. Others include:

Fun fact: The Mars Volta’s album De-Loused at the Comatorium takes a lot of musical inspiration from the Final Fantasy VIII soundtrack. You can hear it if you know the albums well enough. Also, the song Conjugal Burns on The Bedlam in Goliath album contains the lyric, “When will your Eden come die”, referring, of…

Are you sure it’s not a wagon, sunshine?

Good for him. The fuzzy language was put in the SEC filing so the top brass could manipulate income as they wish. By getting screwed by the very language the EA attorneys provided, the world becomes just a little bit better place than the day before.

I thought the correct move nowadays is to buy a color that’ll be easier to sell later, then just wrap it to whatever the hell you want it to be.

Done.

Ever watch the first lap of an F1 race?

Stop being a pussy.

Which will hold up longer before failing: the track or that orange shirt?

9. Buck

Rule 1: Throw glove at charging hitter.

Toyota kept one crucial new car, called Avalon, under wraps in a studio. The auto maker earlier this month announced it will build the six-seat sedan, which replaces the Cressida, in its Georgetown, Ky., plant in 1995. The car will sell in the United States for about $30,000. “Boring,” was the description of one…