Dolan has indirectly, via his proletariat subordinates and his shitty guitar playing, chosen to teach everyone else a lesson of how awesome and intelligent he is. He'll shit on the very writers who dare speak ill words of his investment in the Knicks. Then he'll play "Stairway to Heaven" on his off-tune guitar and…
Why can't we vote Jim Ross for president? He's more awesome and real than any character on the ballot. JR2016!
GM claims they did not have direct contact with the company? What world do they live in? It's not 1973. It's 2014 where anyone with an internet connection can communicate with anyone else with the same ability. Why is GM hiding behind lawyers and claiming ignorance? Why is GM giving billions to terrorists,…
I'm sort of old now and don't play online games any more. But holy shit! All it takes is one person with a 1994 Dell computer and software that shows how many users are trying to log on to the network. If that number is more than a few million per minute over an hour, then it's time to shut down for a few seconds…
Show us another similar incident by an NFL player in the past 20 years. Then tell us how awesome you are at awesomeness.
The lesson to be learned here, kiddos, is that smoking a joint is several billion times worse than fraud, paying off politicians, stealing money from people who buy fuel from the "Flying J", and being white. Jimmy Haslam told us so, which is why he's Roger Goodell's boss. Roger loves his bosses more than he loves…
"I'm just your princi-'pal'. You can tell me anything because we're pals. It's important that every Fort (this means fortress, but that's not important) was built to kill the infiltrators and natives that disagree with our political leaders. It's not about politics, pals. It's about school spirit defined by the…
Who should we blame for ignoring reality, providing diluted headlines, and proclaiming every fact as a question that has more than one answer? Let's see... Oh yeah! It's every shitball lawyer on the planet trying to make their daddy love them even if he died 13 years ago. Lawyers have as much place in society as…
Well, it wouldn't be the peculiar, baffling, and lawless State of Florida without good people named Judge Major Harding.
I don't know why personal wealth and societal power often aim to destroy the very people who positively impacted their lives. It's weird to me, defies the logic of every devoted and hard working person on Earth that fully accept that being a good person that helps the less fortunate is good enough.
Don't worry gang. The NYT still has an Art section as well as a Fashion and Style section, which is much more important than us low-lifes that own and drive such dastardly things we call cars.
Why is this not a thing?
I'm not too short and don't look like a chubby girl. You are too small and skinny which is totally not my fault! Die infidel! Also, find me another glowing smoke stick I saw while watching the Simpsons.
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At least one thing is clear: Mayweather couldn't have possibly written and recited that quote in less that a month without 97 teachers and $40 million dollars. Floyd means business this time. That's why he told Beiber to dye his hair.
Sucks being a non-profit organization, doesn't it Rog? When you decide to "formally" attack one of your largest teets, bad things are guaranteed to happen.
After reading the first few emails, and before the deadspin commentary and researching who the hell Harry was, it's clear that Harry knows his shit. He protects his product (and probably the good employees that work to create a good product). What is also clear is that CBS 'decision makers' would refuse to point out…
Hey Bernard, you should have figured out that relying on daddy to correct such injustices like your Chinese delivery crisis don't work in the real world. It's food and it costs money no matter how much you dislike it. I urge you to get a real job and realize your place in society. We're simply trying to pay the…
