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Me neithuh!

Goodell is completely pissed off that Coach Lewis didn't call Manziel a muppet and make $50 million for his non-profit 'Shield'. This means only one thing: $3 million per 30 second slot during the Super Bowl. The Ginger Hammer hath spoketh.

A couple of reactions: First, anyone as tall as the driver must straddle the front wheel. I don't want to straddle this wheel at any speed. A direct, minor front-end collision could change my life forever. I'd rather beach a double-hull tanker and deal with those consequences above hitting a cow or deer in this…

PM: [dialing the wrong number] "Pastor to home base! I repeat, this is Pastor to home base. I crash. Sorry. Repeat! I crash into thing! Me no what to do! Help!"

Very simple resolution. If you're "injured" and on the field of play, you better have a field pass, be an official member of either team, or a security officer hired at this event. Otherwise, you go to Mexican jail and either pay your way to freedom or suffer reality. Enjoy your time on TV and prepare for the…

Next week: Charlie Langton sitting a a row boat scared to death that the spray paint adhesive won't send him to the bottom of Lake Huron like those last two assholes.

Perfect example of the new bourgeois being completely afraid of the proletariat they chose to represent. Fire and run for your life.

So Mexico's consumer protection bureau (sorry I forgot the accent, but I totally respect your country), locked down their legal purchases while the United States "protectors" would rather sacrifice their dignity, duty, and doing that weird thing the rest of us do called a "job"? No wonder China loves the USA and…

So Mexico's consumer protection bureau (sorry I forgot the accent, but I totally respect your country), locked down…

Magary just blew a fuse.

Worst protesters ever.

Well, at least Atlas won...I guess.

"Shoulda signed me bruh"...

Everyone needs to relax and let the NFL Commissioner tell us what's right and wrong. His past record has, at the very least, earned him this level of respect. Just ask his employers like Dan Snyder and Jim Haslam. They'll tell you what's important.

I fully expect Sacramento to protest the season if Memphis makes the playoffs by 1 game and the Kings miss by 12.

I purchased a 350Z 4 years ago with 19k miles. It currently has 33K miles (just paid off!) and I absolutely love it. Many of its design elements are still copied on new cars. Perhaps some of its design was copied from other vehicles. Fair enough. But I still love it even though I haven't put any stickers on the…

"TV makes Sonnen look so good that we should ignore everything he's said and the drug tests he fails. There's some things you can cover up." -Ray Lewis, Master of the Overdance and terrible human being

Chris Broussard is calling this the greatest win in sports television since he won a pickle race that one time in a Houston McDonald's against a 12-year old. Man, that we epic.