Tiny Dan Snyder: "Everyone just needs to calm down. I never said that a redskin deserves a body guard and constitutional rights. What? He's on my payroll? GET HIM AWAY FROM THOSE JIBBA-JABBAS AND BRING HIM TO MY LAIR IMMEDIATELY! Also, call my team of lawyers and that black guy with seven fake names that…

Let's give these refs a break. It's not like ABC is required by law to provide free television to every human in the United States via contractual agreement. The refs only make around $2,500 a game folks. That's a tiny paycheck for anyone working up to 4 hours a week and having the unimaginable responsibility of a…

Wait a minute. Where are the multiple physical assaults between drivers and the random, overweight 65-year old track marshall with type II diabetes trying to break up the fight he has no business being a part of? What a letdown.

Good for the Giants. They absolutely earned a spot in the World Series. Total respect.

Question #1:

The interweb is hiding information! How dare...it.

I stopped at "Watching that last night"

Dan Snyder demands to be put on Survivor immediately to prove that no one should disrespect any sort of tribe.

I have so many words on this issue that I could write a crappy book.

Holy crap. How many people will The Ginger Hammer destroy to save his ass? Guess who is in charge of 'NFL Security'. It's the same person that made $44.2 million just last year while enjoying the tax breaks of a non-profit organization. If the NFLPA would ever get it's shit together they could easily create their…

It's so happy!!

So Cadillac will still build cars that lose 80-90% of their value after 10 years? Got it. Good thing they found a magical way of losing a whole 53 lbs. while planting an automatic transmission behind the engine and still produce cars that weigh as much as a '57 Chevy.

Roger Goodell is very upset by this article. He will devote the next 3 months talking to male athletes, male corporate leaders, Harold Reynolds, and Mr. McGruff. After his scientific research (as proclaimed by Mr. Goodell and no other scientist), he intends to solve the mystery of how hot women were photographed…

Angel Hernandez would have ejected Molina, Puig, everyone in the stands, both bullpens, every cameraman, Harold Reynolds, the grounds crew, and every blade of grass within 30 miles. Then he'd call that pitch a strike.

Hell yeah we have ribs. The largest BBQ contest in the world occurred this weekend in KC. A gigantic wave of sweet smoke smothered downtown KC this weekend. And the goddamn Royals earned their way to the ALCS. This is why everyone in Kansas City is lighting off fireworks even though there's thunder, lightning and…

"AHHuhhhhhhhUHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHuhhhhhhhhhhhhhhDON'TTOUCHMEuhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh...hufff...huffff...hufff...ERUHHHHH.......Play ball!"

Life sucks. Wear a cup. Even you Nauert.

If I make it to 80, I'm going to break all kinds of laws, cut in line in front of everyone, talk shit to anyone that looks younger than 40, tell my grandchildren how hard their life is even though I grew up in the golden age of the internet, hate those god damned 'commies', and gain free access to every sporting…

Or, Geno could have simply approached the fan and, perhaps, made the heckler's day. But, maybe that wouldn't make the news.

Not to be a dick, but shouldn't every air traffic terminal and man-made (or woman-made. I do not discriminate) multi-billion dollar investment by taxpayers be able to handle these types of winds? 67 mph winds at MCI (the magical acronym of the international airport in Kansas City) are a twice-a-year occurrence at…