Wall of OH MY GOD WTF IS THAT THING!

Still 2nd rate:

Everyone knows golf isn't a sport. However, if he shot a deer in the face with an Uzi, it would be considered very sportsman-like.

It's called a trapper keeper, not a folder. Folder's were only required by English teachers who told you on the first day of school that you won't get an 'A' for no other reason than being an asshole.

She's not fat. She's takes time to 'do' her hair. She's cool with consuming beer at a football game. She doesn't have mommy-big-arms. She might be STD free. She can grab her companion's unit as much as she wants. Let her control the outcome!

If only Neon Deion had to face such penalties...

Who the hell still drinks Pepsi and doesn't have intestinal problems after an hour? Note how Nooyi keeps her bottle sealed at all times, and she grew up on Indian food.

Why is Marshall mad? Beyond his 12 incidents of domestic abuse, being charged with drunk driving, driving without a license AND insurance, assaulting a police officer, and not spending one day in jail for doing any of these things, he still thinks he's been treated unfairly? Unbelievable. Behaving like a normal,…

When you can't even achieve the level of 'golf pro' and need to rely on the title of 'director of instruction' to make a paycheck, you have failed at life.

Exactly. Also, you could play it at the local arcade against 3 people with a steering wheel that had an unlimited turning radius. You wanna turn the wheel left 92 times? You got it!

You aren't respecting the unwritten rules, which are much more complicated than actual rules.

Why the hell isn't the F12 Berlinetta ranked?

One of my all time favorites even though 98% of Jalopnik places them at the same level as the Mustang II. The 456's lines were Marilyn-Monroe-like during the 90s.

"To my knowledge". What a great fallback for every American in a top-level business (also non-profit) position instead of telling the truth and facing the idea of self-failure. The truth will set your parachute on fire.

Every Audi produced for the past decade:

I understand why this idiot shouldn't be given the recognition of trying to be on TV. However, every television station and network on the planet is more than happy to show any professional athlete breaking their bones, getting a brain injury, punching anyone, being arrested, posting a pic of their genitals, and…

I believe Tokyo was referring to Bugatti management insisting the chosen prototype body not be changed for the production version. Function following form (very costly and sometimes impossible to execute), instead form following function. The nose had many issues during testing that would make the car highly…

Well, he's wearing Beats. This means his parents spent WAY too much money on gifts instead of haircuts and shirts with sleeves. Keep the Mountain West Conference at the top of your powerhouse conference Hekking. Never change.

It's impressive that the local police let everyone know about the problem. However, I still have no understanding why I'm forced to drive the same speed limit on off ramps and around corners as fully loaded tractor trailers carrying a full load. My vehicle does not have anything close to the same dynamics as a…

The best part about these comments is that Joan Rivers would also laugh. This is why she will always be better than 99% of everyone else getting a paycheck for being on TV.