But...it's true. Don't forget 370z rear fenders. The truth can hurt us sometimes.

So...what the hell is the point of this?

If a 370z, S2k, a highly-stoned shark and a little person could make a baby, this would be the result. Not terrible, but could be more original.

Ladies and gentlemen. Let me introduce you to......the 2016 Hybrid Miata! Thanks for coming.

Apparently, better brake performance. Per danielsimon.com:

It's not paint. It's polished aluminum.

As an-eight-year-old, I was fortunate enough to visit NYC with my family (parents and older sister). I was born/raised/still living in the Kansas City area, and this was an experience of epic proportions equivalent . I couldn't stop staring out of the 16th floor of our hotel at all of the limos, taxis, people and…

So this was the worst Scooby Doo caper ever. What did that Veyron ever to do you, guy?

So it was like Wal-Mart during Christmas with so little security that people were injured. What well-to-do upper-level corporate leader could have seen this coming? Their books didn't prepare them for such a reality that keeps recurring like clockwork every single year.

That's insane. 3 months give or take? No thank you. I'd rather invest in locking lug nuts that forces criminals to move on to the next car.

After 3 seconds, everyone figures out it's a fake. Why does the punter just stand there with his thumb up his butt for the rest of the play? Are his parents boosters selling hot dogs that have been sitting in the freezer for decades? C'mon man...moving isn't hard.

"Awm mayad daymet! Gonna throw my hands de-vice to show Haw-Vick dat he cayant wreck meh and get away with ett. Ya dowon't just crayash intah meh and get aweh scott freeh. Ya messin with mah prahd and I won't have et!!"

Haley is that little guy in your upper-class neighborhood that wears zubaz, doesn't shave for a week, and magically talks in a fake raspy voice when talking football. No one likes this dude beyond NFL 'management'. He must have photos of his bosses or their wives in compromising positions. That's the only logic…

You nailed it in the last paragraph. Public safety vs. financial harm in this day and age means 'tell us everything you know'! Google, as a business, exists to make money and they do an extraordinary job. "Public safety", on the other hand is a dirty, broken, and failed mechanism. The individuals in charge of…

Heck yes she should cash in, as long as she:

Wait a minute. You're telling me that the WRX's rear windows don't roll all the way down? What the hell, man?

At least Pelini had the balls to let someone else pour a bucket of ice water on his person. Ray Lewis will stab you, blame his friends and create a stupid pre-game dance that will be shown on ESPN 4 million times if you throw an ice bucket on him. Just ask him and is malformed head. It's good to be 'so-blessed'…

This was the best part.

Can I drive for just a little bit?