After 3 seconds, everyone figures out it's a fake. Why does the punter just stand there with his thumb up his butt for the rest of the play? Are his parents boosters selling hot dogs that have been sitting in the freezer for decades? C'mon man...moving isn't hard.
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"Awm mayad daymet! Gonna throw my hands de-vice to show Haw-Vick dat he cayant wreck meh and get away with ett. Ya dowon't just crayash intah meh and get aweh scott freeh. Ya messin with mah prahd and I won't have et!!"
Haley is that little guy in your upper-class neighborhood that wears zubaz, doesn't shave for a week, and magically talks in a fake raspy voice when talking football. No one likes this dude beyond NFL 'management'. He must have photos of his bosses or their wives in compromising positions. That's the only logic…
You nailed it in the last paragraph. Public safety vs. financial harm in this day and age means 'tell us everything you know'! Google, as a business, exists to make money and they do an extraordinary job. "Public safety", on the other hand is a dirty, broken, and failed mechanism. The individuals in charge of…
Heck yes she should cash in, as long as she:
Wait a minute. You're telling me that the WRX's rear windows don't roll all the way down? What the hell, man?
At least Pelini had the balls to let someone else pour a bucket of ice water on his person. Ray Lewis will stab you, blame his friends and create a stupid pre-game dance that will be shown on ESPN 4 million times if you throw an ice bucket on him. Just ask him and is malformed head. It's good to be 'so-blessed'…
This was the best part.
Can I drive for just a little bit?
To each their own. It doesn't matter if someone is black, white, green, a woman or a man. Do what you want. As long as it doesn't put my family in direct danger, then who cares?
Clearly I'm 2,000 comments late to the party. But the Nissan 350Z chassis was designed to handle a ton of horsepower, has as many modifications and upgrades available as any car, possesses an enormous amount of online resources, and is still being used in top-level competition (Formula D). Also, everyone that…
Given that individuals on cell phones have been shown (via scientific research) to cause more accidents than drunk drivers, I say search away. Most of us see people weaving several feet across lane markers on a daily basis while traveling to work. If this new measure somehow removes the idiots or at least forces…
Clearly it's time for all of us to watch the original Mad Max films, as we require historical reference. Do it now!
Well, if it's put together on American soil, we all win.
"She's gone from suck to blow!"
Ehh, they can't even figure out how to make enough potable water living next to the Pacific Ocean while freaking out when the annual forest fire burns a few thousand homes. I doubt Jerry Brown would give them a higher tax break than Nevada.
Perfection.
How come top-level time keepers have the same requirements as high school debate judge volunteers? Also, how do I get the job of a time keeper?