http://youtu.be/FbvbzVNff8II'll see your GT, and raise you a GT40:

This is definitely not The Year of Dudes Who Assaulted Women. Maybe next year?

A few comments posted have proclaimed Schumi's predicament 'sad', or have deemed other replies 'cold', but these responses don't mean anything at this point. He's alive, showing improvement, and no one really knows how he will end up. He's not dead; not even close.

Show us the questions, Sean!

Gladly, no stadium in America has chosen to invest in technology beyond 1973 with regard to the tarp. It makes for great viewing. If you didn't laugh at the two old guys completely failing to pull the tarp at 3:18 in the top video, you aren't human.

HAHA! This ad is so god-damned ridiculous. Beyond the aforementioned giant moon dweller, we have a Japanese kid pondering death, lovers hugging in the middle of nowhere after an emergency stop, someone trying to walk into a book/closet type enclosure, and...skyscrapers. Many skyscrapers. To think that someone of…

Rachel Maddow is a lot taller than I thought.

Why are they dressed like corporate women from 1989? Is this a thing?

Not very user friendly?

Dude: "Don't worry, baby. You husband will never see us here. Look at this great food."

Ehh, I think it's 'taze'. Also, these security teams usually don't consist of actual police. Normally, they obtain their 'certification' by watching a video and looking scary.

The mushroom is too big, the pipes are in irrational locations, and there's a goddamned turtle implanted in the staircase. I'll take the new version.

Now, I'm no Ukrainian or Russian expert. I live in Kansas City and I'm chubby. But I can't help think that anyone with half a brain would decide to put a tarp or some sort of covering over the most publicized weapon on every news outlet over the past 36 hours that just so happens to be missing two missiles. …

Isn't it at least a little shitty that the Vikings organization paid the 'independent' investigators. Shouldn't we consider that any finding against their most recent income could influence future monetary possibilities? Simply put, has any lawyer ever decided that they will retire after they 'win the big one…

If I ever dressed like this douche-bag, I'd be required to kick my own ass.

Ever try to contain a fart for later use? It's not easy. True story: A very good friend of mine had Crohn's disease (past tense because he's dead, but not because of Crohn's). He had deadly farts. His tactic was to put a cupped palm down the back of his pants and fart into it, then throw it 2 inches from…

When you decide to lounge on your deck, sitting on your favorite bean bag with a glass of lemonade on a beautiful day, it's best to avoid reading a controversial book. This is what happens when you reach page 10 of Dan Snyder's yet-to-be-released biography titled I Own Every Redskin, A Personal Story of Chasing Money…

Providing the ability for Raiders fans to get closer to the Ginger Hammer is a win for the rest of us proletariat fans. Does Roger value personal safety over money?

"Can you tell me the truth?". "No, not really."