Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas. "I've never missed a plane, yet!"

Ever since I was 2 years old (1979), My family drove from Kansas City to Breckenridge, Colorado twice each year; once in the winter and once in the summer. This was also when the speed limit was 55mph the whole way. Without question, the most influential part of these drives was the music my dad listed to. The…

They look like water bottles. It's great he picked them back up for the sole purpose of using them as a weapon. I bet he's had this planned out for weeks.

Don't forget about the neon green wheel plates that looked horrible, yet were fantastically effective until they changed the rules. It's funny how F1 wanted to remove the 'ugly', and then created another situation with the duck-bill noses.

That would be terrific. However, I can't help but think about Willy Wonka's golden tickets and the questionable winners of that little experiment.

At around 200mph, the car created so much downforce that it could drive on the ceiling...theoretically. The design was to help the car corner faster than its competition.

I've always been partial to Tie-Rod ever since I heard about that football player from VT, Tyrod Taylor. Clutch, Spinner, Rivet (german perhaps?), Sparky, Amp (Lee, also football), and one that would sound good if part of a very wealthy family, Bearing.

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I've been saying it all season to whomever would listen. Pastor Maldofucktard is this year's Vitaly Petrov. If he's not out of F1 soon, he's going to end up killing someone...or maybe he'll run over Christian Horner which wouldn't be so bad.

In an interesting twist, 90% of the women who attend Vandy have signed up to play football. Initial reports refer to 'awesome orgasms' as the main reason. Back to you, Jane.

If we could only hear what the producer was saying in his ear. "My God, someone behind you is mooning the camera. Repeat, THERE'S A BARE-ASSED MAN BEHIND YOU. Retreat! Retreat!."

I know I'm a day late on this, but how can we forget "I Dream of Jeannie"? This show very well may be the blueprint for modern-day porn.

And remove the only place in the state that Rays fans can park their overly-lifted 1980s Chevy Suburbans and Fords? How dare you, sir! That there garage is ours!

O.J. Simpson AND too much man touching? Seems to be a theme for the gloved superhero.

There's more tit sweat working in that picture than a WNBA post-game locker room.

He likes to call it a Manzier now. Nick Swisher personally killed the 'bro' name for him. Lawsuit pending.

Does this mean that Jerry will sit at a table with four children and ask them basic football management questions? This could get really violent.

The Central Union of Nationwide Teletubbys are not at all happy about the missing head gear. Shit just got real.

I TOLD YOU!